Friday, January 13, 2012

Canine Coinage

Family Dog magazine readers shared the following 
“canine coinage” in their latest January/February Issue:


Destuffing 
The process whereby a dog completely guts a new toy – 
usually advertised as “chew-proof” and “built-to-last” – within five minutes of purchase.

Double-bagger
A situation in which a dog produces such copious amounts of 
stool as to necessitate a second waste bag.

Poopsicle
What you get it the morning after it was too cold to take your gloves 
off to bag it.  (This one is especially applicable in Logan!)

Snoozle
To leave canine nose-prints on a window, or other glass or metal surfaces.


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