Another Reason...

I ran across this poem today and thought it was great.  Do you have any neighbor dogs like this?  Or worse, is this your neighbor writing about your dog?

Another Reason I Don't Keep a Gun in the House
Billy Collins

He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark

that he barks every time they leave the house.

They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.

I close all the windows in the house

and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast

but I can still hear him muffled under the music,

barking, barking, barking,

and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,

his head raised confidently as if Beethoven

had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,

sitting there in the oboe section barking,

his eyes fixed on the conductor who is

entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful

silence to the famous barking dog solo,

that endless coda that first established

Beethoven as an innovative genius. 

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(P.S.  Here's a little English tidbit.  Billy Collins was our American Poet Laureate from 2001-2003.  Typically, his poems are humorous, like the one above, but will often talk about big issues within the humor, unlike the one above.)